Cal's Comedy Club Shows

“Not all fruit is ripe, and not all gays are fabulous.”

Join Cal Halbert, one half of “The Mimic Men” (as seen on Britain’s Got Talent, Good Morning Britain and The Gadget Show), for his hilariously honest solo show Rotten Fruit, where he peels back the layers of what it means to be a not-so-stereotypical gay man. Cal serves up a riotous cocktail of self-deprecation, sharp observations, and side-splitting stories about falling short of the rainbow ideal.

Armed with his razor-sharp wit and uncanny impressions, Cal reflects on navigating stereotypes, dodging expectations, and learning to embrace his own flavor of fabulous—flaws and all. Whether you’re LGBTQ+ or just enjoy a good laugh, Rotten Fruit is a juicy, unmissable treat.

“Hard To Beat” – British Comedy Guide

“Excellent” – Daily Mirror

“Beatifically Composed Accomplished Storyteller” – The Scotsman

''So, Be gay, but don't be a poof about it. '' - Cal Halbert

Doors 20:00 

Show 20:30

A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from the award-winning comic that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and improv comedy energy and some outright mentalness (not a word).

Filled with stories of life and ADHD, Disneyland, dead wrestlers, Health scares, kids, ghosts, hillbillies, Scotland vs the world and any nonsense we pick up along the way in a show that teaches you not life too seriously and embrace your inner silly.

Billy has entertained audiences and supported some of comedy's biggest names from Rhod Gilbert, Mick Foley, Frankie Boyle and more. 

No discernible narrative.

No sad bits. Just good vibes.

"Fast and wild, he's an expert in chaotic comedy. He's frantic, he's infectious, and he had the audience in fits of giggles" - Jenna's Jamboree

"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" - Broadway World

"Kirkwood seems to have lost his mind, but creates a universe of un-rentling hysterics" - Whats On

Doors 20:00 

Show 20:30